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Technology Demotivational Poster

PROGRESS - time marches on

TAGS: technology tradeoffs
Rating: 4.82/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:54 pm
The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:27 am
The only thing I ever regret is that I wasn't born earlier.
CANADA - January 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
screw dependability. I'll take a 69 charger over a prius any day
Airman - January 7, 2011, 3:54 pm
the games are better now, dvds don't have to be rewound, tv pictures are much better, and cars are way more dependable. Music isn't better
ThatGuy - January 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
You make a good point but some of those times are way exaggerated. And you forgot to factor in 10 minutes of blowing on the cartridge to make the game play.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2011, 1:34 am
This could have also included a comparison between the turn on to useable time between home computers today and the Apple II, but other than that nitpick, I like this :-)

DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.

TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?

CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp

TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm
If you just let it.

Just Wait... -

TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm

The Olden Days -


TAGS: technology osama found
Rating: 4.03/5

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birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 4:34 pm
What is the point of saying this kind of stuff. couldnt be any further from the truth.
440wakeup - May 16, 2011, 8:51 pm
What was the mailing address smart-ass!!

MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?

TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
I like it. 4L.


TAGS: technology advancement peace love racism
Rating: 4.94/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:43 am
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 3:35 am
It's a bit late, but Sean.... this is why I waste my time here. You're the genius.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 5:46 pm
FOUND One invisible fat chick.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2010, 5:12 pm
Any crash you walk away from is just good learning experience.

PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

Einstein -

TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...

TECHNOLOGY - " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

TAGS: fax technology stomp funny
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:44 am
drivenbywhat - December 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L for you. 1L for that guys unfortunate name.
SunnyDay - December 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
funny quote & good matching pic 5L

technology -


CAPITALISM - Shrinks gadgets

TAGS: technology progress electronics
Rating: 5/5

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robbidos - November 26, 2012, 11:13 pm
I also have a nintendo with over 100 games that fits in ma pocket, but sadly, no vcr
TheSanityInspector - November 26, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ermm...if the product has no quality, usually it will turn no profit. As for patents and copyright, no one will build the next cool thing if they are robbed of their rewards for it.
Rick69 - November 26, 2012, 5:29 pm
So... Am I the only one who does not have a pocket VCR Player at hand...?
CloudchaserS - November 26, 2012, 11:30 am
Ack, prophet = profit. I plead tired :-P
CloudchaserS - November 26, 2012, 11:24 am
Doing away with patents and copyrights would shrink them even more. Companies would be forced to compete on quality of product instead of just prophet

Technology -

TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L



TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you d*** dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. f*** do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your ***ual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO

HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein

TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am



PERMANENCE - Is the illusion of every age.

TAGS: technology obsolescence
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - July 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Subtract the mosquitos and the heat, and drive-ins would be the best invention of all time.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:56 am
I Grow Up At The Local Drive- In Great Times.


TAGS: alien fallacy advanced technology
Rating: 4.69/5

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azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:41 pm
5L's because half my ancestors were the poor dumb bastards on the right there...and the other half were the bastards on the left!

EPIC GPS FAILURE - Listen here Cherie.., for the last damn time the TomTom said...

TAGS: get lost with technology
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:46 am
Laid out well... this could've easily been a flop, but it was executed perfectly.

SOCIAL NETWORKING - If it existed in Lincoln's day...

TAGS: technology
Rating: 4.23/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:43 pm
Could you imagine the Constitution....2nd Amendment lol dude! Pizza @ Tony's? Thanks for the 5L giggle Papa!

FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?

CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.


TAGS: space maneuvers technology
Rating: 4.88/5

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Sean - May 9, 2011, 1:19 am
Profound poster: you cannot escape wot's inside of you, especially after you set it free.
Sean - May 9, 2011, 1:16 am
The word on Greeny? Uhmm, yeah, the Dude's post-visceral.
Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
Booom-5hock-a-locka! ;)


TAGS: calendar nerds technology mocking
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 25, 2013, 9:30 pm
They're making technology too d*** cheap these days...

Time -

TAGS: technology obsolescence time
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 17, 2013, 9:35 am
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:06 am

gadgets -


Technology for women -


OFFROAD SEGWAY - Hiking is so 20th century.

TAGS: offroad segway technology walking hiking
Rating: 3.36/5

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Derek - February 7, 2010, 2:55 am
Electric cars seem more natural all the time

ANCIENT CIVILIZATION - What didn't they have--besides the internet?

TAGS: technology swiss army knife roman empire
Rating: 3.33/5

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Link L33T - March 16, 2010, 10:46 pm
this site says Rome , http://www.thebigfeedblog.com/2010/02/ancient-swiss-army-knife-found.html
Derek - February 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
Where is the ancient knife from?

Technology -

CREATIVITY - This Kid Is Doing It Right!

TECHNOLOGY - Isn't it great.

TECHNOLOGY - Even the animals are upgrading.

Cruel Irony -

TAGS: stephen hawking technology cruel irony
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
well played
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 7:16 pm
Shows you have a sense of humor, lol. But from what I've read is that Hawking's sound box is designed specifically for him. And - last I heard - the company that made them stopped making them.
steve1961 - September 26, 2013, 6:18 pm
I wonder if sometimes people prank Hawkings and change the sound of his sound box to make him sound like the Chipmunks, Darth Vader or Fart Noises when he speaks...To be honest, I'd be tempted...Does that make me a bad person?
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 5:03 pm

5 very humble Lions.

cult consumerism -

TAGS: iphone technology cult tyler durden
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 28, 2013, 12:22 am
Well, uh, looks like some people are going to need an iPad in that event. *wink, wink; nudge, nudge*
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:35 pm
said on tv just the other night you can activate with a nipple too. wonder how many other bofy parts they experimented with. a huge 5l for the much needed giggle


Clean Energy Technology -

Not So Smart -

Aperture Science -

TAGS: technology aperture science portal cartoons
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
HA! It took me a second to figure out you were talking about the video game.

Inflation -


Cellphones -



TAGS: technology women calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

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forseti - October 19, 2010, 6:14 pm
Of course. That was necessary to illustrate the braking deceleration! :)
95Luther - October 19, 2010, 3:52 pm
they're both on leashes
forseti - October 18, 2010, 8:14 pm
Thanks GS! You guys talked that much about "quality over quantity", I just had to try it... But I don't like it very much, I'll do some more posters with less quality again!!!11 LOL
GreyScorpion - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
you get some new smoke forskinny? your posters are on a whole new level today 5L
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:31 pm

nice one fors...love it!
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:23 pm
Bakstabr: Feel free to continue! I got the idea from the october calendar (forum), but I don't know a comparable issue or picture at the moment. Message me, if you have some suggestions! ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 5:34 pm
Ill pm you
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
do explain this to your simple neighborhood arab..
Bakstabr - October 18, 2010, 5:25 pm
Please if u can...make this a series. Or if it is already somewhere like this tell me. Please?
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
This would have been perfect 6 months ago. I had "the talk" about brakes with my woman. 5l

The Man Who Fell To Earth -

TAGS: beer simpsons technology earth internet
Rating: 4.73/5

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maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 5:59 pm
Me Too, SKOL.



TAGS: technology multitasking mom
Rating: 3.9/5

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Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 11:38 am
LOL! Thanx Greeny
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 9:39 am
F#$%! it should have been vacuuum
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 9:38 am
you can never have too many 'you's, except in vacuum
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:28 am
F#$% it.. one too many 'you's


POST 9/11 TECHNOLOGY - Why hasn't anyone wondered where it suddenly came from?

TAGS: post 9 11 technology
Rating: 3.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 1:11 pm
Reality Lord said a lot of people think that. I didn't realize, I thought it was just me; my community isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. So, direct connection? Possibly. Even if there's an answer, is it the truth? We could go on about this forever.
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 4:47 am
Got that, thanx! So people are thinking there's some sort of direct connection as opposed to just coincidence?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:08 am
almost literally overnight. That night, of course, being 9/11. We can now buy 3D technology for our living room. Technology has advanced and advanced quickly more so in the past decade than in the past 20th century.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:07 am
Depending when you were born, you'll notice the instant advancement. We went from dot matrix printers to ink jet; low graphic games on cellphones to watching HD videos on cellphones; 8 bit videogame graphics to surreal lifelike graphics -
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2013, 10:20 pm
What I mean is, can someone please explain what this refers to?
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2013, 10:19 pm
I'm still not getting it.
Reality Lord - April 16, 2013, 5:07 pm

actually...alot of people ask that

TECHNOLOGY - ain't it impressive?

TAGS: gaming bloom graphics impressive technology
Rating: 3.11/5

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Jalozyin - July 13, 2011, 12:10 am
Ditto! 5L, because 1,000,000L isn't possible.
Eugene - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
VG Cats FTW!

THE FUTURE - Ain't what it used to be.

TAGS: future car technology fail
Rating: 2.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:05 am
I like it!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:24 am
That is a bad a** car! i want one!


TAGS: life time future green technology tesla ev safe politic corporation
Rating: 2.69/5

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knowitall - August 12, 2009, 3:53 pm
ticker-der (you took my job!)
Derek - August 12, 2009, 5:34 am
Double glazing, solar water heating, ph**o-voltaics, LED lighting, passivhaus design, wind turbines etc are all just make-work schemes aren't they?


CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - Sometimes it's better to wait for the upgrade

TAGS: war humor technology
Rating: 2.26/5

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MacTech - August 21, 2009, 6:28 pm
This must be Dalek prototype Revision .05B EX-TER-MI-NATE!


Apple -

TAGS: apple gates tablets technology electronics
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2016, 6:52 am
Thanks, Push---I couldn't resist!
Pushkin - June 1, 2016, 12:01 am
Good one, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:48 am
Limited edition. There was only two. chuckle, chuckle. ^!

Iphone Addiction -

TAGS: iphone smartphone addiction technology
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:10 pm
No, but they have a tablet that can help...^! ('tablet' joke inspired by I think it was 'Cern that made the poster)
K0rNb4LL - April 30, 2016, 10:06 am
They already have a cure, Android :)

we wanted to be the sky -

TAGS: technology utopia dystopia future lost
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 13, 2015, 4:22 pm

Haven't seen this movie in a while. Bladerunner is a classic.
Greybeard - May 12, 2015, 10:47 pm
Incredibly awesome as usual :)

Privacy - Extinction -